SAY THAT TO MY FACE NOT ONLINE MOTHERFUCKER. SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

haha.

but really. fuck off!

MAYBE YOU’RE A RACE OF ALIEN TOO RUDE AND STUPID TO COMPREHEND BASIC ASS SHIT, AND THAT’S OK. BUT IT IS LITERALLY NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS HOW MUCH I WEIGH, OR WHY JOHN IS “TAN.” THIS IS ME MAKING A HUMBLE AND PLEASANT REQUEST.

this is both of us!

RIGHT. THE REQUEST IS: STOP SENDING US SHIT LIKE THIS. IT’S UNBECOMING AND I’D RATHER WATCH GHOST BUSTERS 2 FIFTY TIMES IN A ROW THAN READ ANOTHER ONE OF THESE BORING MESSAGES.

i’d rather watch ghostbusters 2 anyway.

YEAH. LET’S GO DO THAT. 

BYE. (:B