YOU HAVE ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS TO TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF AWFUL HUMAN HOLIDAY TRADITION HAS COMPELLED YOU TO PUT THAT ON YOUR HEAD.
it’s mistletoe! you’re supposed to kiss me under it!
WHY.
i don’t know. you just are.
NO.
GO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE.
karkat, that is infidelity. you don’t want to turn me into an adulterer, do you?
I’M NOT KISSING YOU UNTIL YOU TAKE OFF THAT GODFORSAKEN HEADDRESS.

are you suuuure?
YES.
really sure.
I’M SO SURE.
mmmmmmmmwah.
mwah.
AUGH.
JOHN.
OKAY.