YOU JUST NEVER COULD GET THE NUMBER RIGHT ON THAT CELEBRATORY SHAME CONE.
WHY DID WE CHOOSE TO DOCUMENT THIS PARTICULAR MEMORY? I LOOK LIKE A BUFFOON.
because it was your first earth birthday!!
also you didn’t use your fork and it was hilarious.

haha, look how constipated you look.
IT’S BECAUSE WASN’T EXPECTING YOU TO LAY ONE ON ME WHILE WE WERE TRYING TO FIX YOUR NEW WEBCAM.
nah dude, you look like that all the time.

AND THIS WAS IMMEDIATELY AFTER.
you still look constipated.
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY “SILLY FACE!”

he smiled!! yaaaaay!!!

THE MOMENTS YOU CHOOSE TO PRESERVE ARE CEASELESSLY HORRID.
I DON’T EVEN HAVE THE ENERGY TO BE EMBARASSED ANYMORE.

…how’d that get in here.
next pict-

dude is that me sleeping.
I WAS TRYING TO GET A COMPROMISING PICTURE OF YOU TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THE HIDEOUS SHOTS YOU’VE TAKEN OF ME.
SEE, YOU CAN’T SEE IT IN THE SHOT BUT YOU ARE SALIVATING LIKE A HUNGRY BARKBEAST AND IT’S EXTREMELY UNFLATTERING.
that’s not compromising, that’s just creepy. on your part.
DAMN IT I KNOW.

oh! and here’s us in disguise. this one is so cute.
and that’s the end!!