sorry bro im gonna have to “red card” you

OH NO YOU DON’T.

NOT THIS MUSCLEBEAST SHIT AGAIN.

your hands-

YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME I SCORE A POINT!

i said your hands-

NO!

your hands touched the ball for too long when you shot it man sorry dats da rules

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SCORE A POINT WITHOUT TOUCHING THE BALL?!??!?!

AM I REQUIRED TO WILL THE BALL TO JUMP THROUGH THE HOOP FOR ME?

no its just hands you held it for too long

…dave, i am pretty sure that’s not actually how the game works!

shhhh trust me egbert i know all about sports