boyfriendleaders:

fivetail:

boyfriendleaders:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I DIDN’T THINK ANYONE COULD BE ANY MORE OF AN IGNORAMUS THAN PAST ALPHA ME, BUT LOOK WHAT THE FUCK WE HAVE HERE.  LO AND BEHOLD, ALTERNATE ME IS EVEN MORE OF AN IMBECILE THAN PAST ME ME.

TELL ME THIS, ME.  CAN YOU FUCKING READ?  AT ALL?  I’D THINK IF YOU WERE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO BLUNDER YOUR WAY ONTO THIS BLOG AND FIND THE ASK PAGE, YOU’D BE ABLE TO PUZZLE TOGETHER THE ANSWER YOURSELF, BUT JUDGING BY THE FACT THAT YOU ASKED ME TO ANSWER SUCH AN OBVIOUS QUESTION, AND FROM THE FACT THAT YOU SPELLED MATESPRIT AS “MATESPRITE,” I’M BEGINNING TO SUSPECT THAT YOU HAVE THE MENTAL CAPABILITIES OF A CONSTRUCTION DRONE.  POSSIBLY FAR LESS, SINCE DRONES ARE AT LEAST SOMEWHAT ABLE TO USE BASIC REASONING SKILLS.

BUT ENOUGH OF THAT.  FUCK YOU FOR WASTING THIS PORTION OF MY DAY.  STAY ON YOUR OWN TIMELINE WITH YOUR OWN JOHN AND YOUR OWN SHAMEFULLY EMBARRASSING SENTIMENTS TOWARDS HIM AND HOPE YOU GET AS LUCKY AS I DID.

(hehehehehe. :B)

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DAMN IT, JOHN.

I OBVIOUSLY KNEW IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME, YOU FUCKING DOPE.

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?