December 2011
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WOW, FUCKING RUDE. uh. AREN’T YOU GOING TO SAY “EXCUSE ME?” no dude, why would i do that?? in my culture, you’re supposed to say “bless you” when someone else farts. like you do for a sneeze. THAT’S THE THE MOST UPSETTING THING I’VE EVER BEEN TOLD. toots are a blessing on my planet. it is release from the pain of intestinal gas. GROSS. come on karkat! be culturally sensitive and...
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YOU JUST NEVER COULD GET THE NUMBER RIGHT ON THAT CELEBRATORY SHAME CONE. WHY DID WE CHOOSE TO DOCUMENT THIS PARTICULAR MEMORY? I LOOK LIKE A BUFFOON. because it was your first earth birthday!! also you didn’t use your fork and it was hilarious.
haha, look how constipated you look. IT’S BECAUSE WASN’T EXPECTING YOU TO LAY ONE ON ME WHILE WE WERE TRYING TO FIX YOUR NEW WEBCAM. nah...
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sorry bro im gonna have to “red card” you
OH NO YOU DON’T.
NOT THIS MUSCLEBEAST SHIT AGAIN.
your hands-
YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME I SCORE A POINT!
i said your hands-
NO!
your hands touched the ball for too long when you shot it man sorry dats da rules
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SCORE A POINT WITHOUT TOUCHING THE BALL?!??!?!
AM I REQUIRED TO WILL THE...
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pretty adorable, right?
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