January 2012
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BECAUSE SO MANY OF YOU WERE BEGGING FOR THIS, I... →
YOU CAN ALL STOP PLEADING NOW. I’M A PRETTY BUSY GUY BUT I’LL KEEP THIS UPDATED AS MUCH AS I CAN, BECAUSE GOD KNOWS YOU’D ALL BE LOST WITHOUT MY GUIDANCE ON THIS.
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YOU HAVE ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS TO TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF AWFUL HUMAN HOLIDAY TRADITION HAS COMPELLED YOU TO PUT THAT ON YOUR HEAD. it’s mistletoe! you’re supposed to kiss me under it! WHY. i don’t know. you just are. NO. GO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE. karkat, that is infidelity. you don’t want to turn me into an adulterer, do you? I’M NOT KISSING YOU UNTIL YOU TAKE OFF THAT GODFORSAKEN...
December 2011
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WOW, FUCKING RUDE. uh. AREN’T YOU GOING TO SAY “EXCUSE ME?” no dude, why would i do that?? in my culture, you’re supposed to say “bless you” when someone else farts. like you do for a sneeze. THAT’S THE THE MOST UPSETTING THING I’VE EVER BEEN TOLD. toots are a blessing on my planet. it is release from the pain of intestinal gas. GROSS. come on karkat! be culturally sensitive and...
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YOU JUST NEVER COULD GET THE NUMBER RIGHT ON THAT CELEBRATORY SHAME CONE. WHY DID WE CHOOSE TO DOCUMENT THIS PARTICULAR MEMORY? I LOOK LIKE A BUFFOON. because it was your first earth birthday!! also you didn’t use your fork and it was hilarious.
haha, look how constipated you look. IT’S BECAUSE WASN’T EXPECTING YOU TO LAY ONE ON ME WHILE WE WERE TRYING TO FIX YOUR NEW WEBCAM. nah...
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sorry bro im gonna have to “red card” you
OH NO YOU DON’T.
NOT THIS MUSCLEBEAST SHIT AGAIN.
your hands-
YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME I SCORE A POINT!
i said your hands-
NO!
your hands touched the ball for too long when you shot it man sorry dats da rules
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SCORE A POINT WITHOUT TOUCHING THE BALL?!??!?!
AM I REQUIRED TO WILL THE...
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pretty adorable, right?
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November 2011
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October 2011
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…karkat isn’t always the best gameplaying opponent.
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we’ve talked about it before.
hey, karkat?
is it cool if we uh, talk about something?
WHAT.
SURE, I GUESS.
okay, you don’t need to look so nervous.
I DON’T LOOK NERVOUS.
WHY WOULD I BE NERVOUS?
OTHER THAN, I DON’T KNOW. THE FACT THAT WE DON’T TYPICALLY SIT DOWN AND JAM ABOUT OUR FEELINGS, I GUESS. SO IT MIGHT BE SAFE TO ASSUME THAT IF WE DID IT MIGHT BE...
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[[ ive been getting a lot of questions asking where my other art is now
http://rageboner.tumblr.com here you go :——) ]]
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WELL, HE ONCE ASKED ME IF I THOUGHT HE WAS ROMANTIC.
I GAVE HIM AN OBVIOUSLY SARCASTIC RESPONSE BECAUSE I WEAR MY OPINIONS ON THIS MATTER ON MY FUCKING SLEEVE.
HE SORT OF
HAD A CRISIS, APPARENTLY.
WE'RE RUNNING LOW ON QUESTIONS. →
AND COME ON, PEOPLE, PLEASE CHECK TO MAKE SURE WE HAVEN’T ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION ALREADY BEFORE YOU SEND IT IN, THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.
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HOLY SHIT
that is a lot of messages, you guys!
sorry we haven’t responded yet, we’ve been…
BUSY.
yeah. so busy.
WE’LL ANSWER SOME OF THESE REASONABLY SOON.
like, today.
PROBABLY.
probably.
ooops, sorry!
NOW you should be able to ask questions.
hi!
we’ll open the askbox really soon, okay?
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THANKS FOR THE INPUT.
boyfriendleaders:
bibleheadcanons:
allbeareverybear:
boyfriendleaders:
karkat you are ridiculous
i bet he’d look up the compatibility of their signs too if that were possible to do
aries and cancer compatibility is very bad oops
like 32% if im remembering correctly (im probably off but around there )
but omg karkat you dork
boyfriendleaders:
i don’t know, it just sort of
happened
one day.
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when karkat gets grumpy, i...
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well, i did…
…it wasn’t very helpful.
it was sort of scary to try to get used to the idea, and it took kind of a long time, but my friends helped me. in the end i just decided not to try to label it and to just do what felt like the right thing to do.
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boyfriendleaders:
cyparissus:
boyfriendleaders:
oh no, no, please. please, i’ve heard this so many times already-
FIRST OF ALL, IT’S NOT “SHIPPING.” I’M NOT “SHIPPING.” IF YOU’RE ASKING ME FOR MY ANALYSIS OF THE RELATIONSHIPS OF THE CHARACTERS IN THE LORD OF THE RINGS SERIES, THEN FUCKING ASK FOR IT. SHIPPING IS FOR LOSERS WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN SIT ON THEIR ASS IN FRONT...
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